Meatball Frank

Beware:  Meatball Monster

Everyone called him Meatball Frank

For reasons we know why

The only thing he'd ever eat

Was canned meatballs piled high!

Meatballs for breakfast

And meatballs for lunch

Meatballs for dinner

and even Sunday brunch!

Every day his mother would try

To make him eat something new

Potatoes, peas, macaroni & cheese

Sometimes a delicious stew

He sat to the table every night

His hands upon his knees

He was always polite - never rude

"May I have my meatballs please?"

She would get his meatballs ready

Then she'd smile and say

"You're a silly Meatball Monster!

You eat them every day!"

Meatball Frank is all grown up

He is a married man

Now he eats almost everything

Including meatballs from a can.

Meatballs!